Old school high

Name: Green Ribbon

From: Unity Non Profit Collective in Sacramento

Grade: A-

Type: Hybrid

Genetics: Any help?

Price: $51 an 1/8 ounce

Looks: Covered in tomentose trichome. Not a lot of cool colors but the buds look like they have been snowed on. You can’t help but be careful while handling so you don’t reduce the THC.

Smell: A walk in an old-grove forest, with a hint of wild flowers mixed in with the redwoods.

Taste: Harsh. A had a bit of a coughing jag. Similar to back in the 1970s, smoking Green Ribbon is something you do to get to the other side, not to enjoy the flavor of the smoke.

Buzz type: Dude, leave me along.

Buzz Length: I’m guessing 3-4 hours. I fell asleep after a couple hours and slept like a baby, waking up refreshing,, feeling better than James Brown (And he was “Feeling good.”)

Comments: Want to just get high? Curious what your folks experienced back when they were in high school? Green Ribbon gives you the best taste of the California glory days of marijuana cultivation. Green Ribbon flat out reminds me of Humboldt.

Green Ribbon should come with one of those warning: DO NOT operate heavy equipment after partaking. It isn’t exactly couch-lock, but it sure felt good kicking back in the EZ-chair. I even somehow watched a full episode of Big Brother, and I actually remember giving a damn about the whole eviction process.

This isn’t entirely your parent’s high. Back in the good old days it would have taken half-a-dozen or so joints to feel as good as I felt from half a joint of Green Ribbon. What a wonderful feeling. It would have to be some pretty nasty pain to feel anything through the Green Ribbon haze. I know I wasn’t feeling any distress, something that becomes more rare with the trade of youth for wisdom.

Green Ribbon has become the discerning smokers fav here in Sacramento. Plenty of bang for the buck.